Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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