she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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