What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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