protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
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She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
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What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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