you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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