Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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