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Banned from zoo.
Again?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
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Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
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When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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