You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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