Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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