Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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