Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
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Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
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our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
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