I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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