Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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