i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I need to align my fucking chakras
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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