i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
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I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
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I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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