Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
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Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
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If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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