After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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