Dual....:-)
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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