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Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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