my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
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