I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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