Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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