i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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