And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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