dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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