My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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