there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
i believe in u and ur pee
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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