new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
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We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
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He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
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