I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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