and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
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If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
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I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
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Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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