i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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