is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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