At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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