so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
high people should be assigned attendants
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Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
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It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
That's how pantless uber rides happen