So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
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you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
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Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night