Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
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I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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