It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
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Blood and glitter go together right?
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
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I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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