haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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