Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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