I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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