Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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