i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I'm sobbing to NWA
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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