Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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