It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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