Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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