ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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