He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
What a dumb baby whore.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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