what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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