instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
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hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
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You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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