we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize
