David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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