I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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