Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
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