I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
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I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
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i need to put some appletini on your dick
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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