I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
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It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
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Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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