so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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