I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
is this the sara with the beer cane?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
How does it feel to date your dad?
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Randomize
