I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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