guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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