You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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