Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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